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Feb 08, 2026

A man owned a small ranch in Montana.

A man owned a small ranch in Montana.


 

A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana WorkForce Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.


“Well,” replied the farmer, “there is my farmhand who has been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week, and he gets room and board for free.”


“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.”


“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the workarounds in the ranch.


He earns about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”


He’s the guy I wanna talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent. “That would be me,” replied the rancher. LOL!!


Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day! A government man approaches a pig farmer one day.


A government man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh, the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around.”


The man is shocked, he says, “Sir, this is animal cruelty!


I’ll have to fine you $10,000!”


The next day, another official approaches the farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer replies: “Oh, the pigs? Only the best products, sir!


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